Q: Dear Sun: I have a new Thai girlfriend and things seem strange. She has two phones and from what I can tell she has numerous email accounts, takes calls from “friends” and family at strange times and will never tell me who calls. She says she loves me… what’s going on?
A: We talked about this at the Sun and thought you should buy her a new motorcycle, quite a bit of gold necklaces, sign over your business to her name and give her your pin numbers for your bank. She sounds like a solid and good girl, really…- we are sure you can trust her 100%.
Q: I really like Sang Som, 11 Tigers and Hong Thom. I like it maybe too much as I drink it all day, and all night. Is this safe?
A: Certainly it is safe. When you have some time drop by the local Temple though and see if you can “pre-pay” for a nice funeral. Doing so saves a lot of effort for your surviving friends.