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Slapping has become a Government approved, researched and safe alternative to plastic surgery at least according to Khemmikka Na Songkhla’s. She is the founder and main teacher of what she describes as the beautifying effects of breast, buttock and face slapping to improve ones looks.
Such treatments though are not inexpensive to learn and she is charging 8 million Baht for the breast slapping course, 10 million Baht for the body sculpting course and 5 million Bhat for the face slapping course. The select students will only number 10 in total and best to hurry and get online as four slots are already filled!
Khemmikka Na Songkhla’s, says her Grandmother taught her the techniques and now she is ready to pass them onto a new generation of breast, body and buttock slappers for beauty. The Thai Government got wind of what on the surface looked like another breast enhancement scam and so decided to investigate. Surprisingly, the technique seems to work, and work well. In 2003 a Government funded research showed that not only did it not cause breast cancer the average client had a significant growth in breast size. It became a government approved alternative to plastic surgery.
The treatments can be fairly painful, but as some say “Beauty is Pain”. So the slappers will do a good slapping session for about a 2 inch improvement in the chest area about six times at ten minutes each.
Although you are probably getting your reservations online now be forewarned. Even she admits that there are some patients that cannot be helped, some women are too skinny, too small and too frail for the treatment. She advises that those women gain some weight and then see her. So perhaps book your tickets and hit the doughnut shop – all for the sake of beauty of course.
Of course we recommend coming down to Koh Chang after a good slapping and recover with the beaches and relaxing atmosphere. If you want to contact our offices at the Koh Chang Sun we rest assured we can find someone for ongoing slap-therapy for far less than a few million Baht